a fairytale where a young girl is kidnapped and forced to marry a demon king and instead of being like no! never! shes like fine as long as i get to help you destroy and hes like lol cool but soon shes doing a bit too much and her husband king is like okay enough power and shes like bye see you in the dungeon and hes like what and hes dragged away cause now everyone is more loyal to her and she reigns over the underworld and the surface world with a cold iron fist
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I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN IS GONE
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on
Calculus more like calKILLus because a piece of my sanity dies with every equation
Biology more like BYEology because I’m out
math more like no
beta troll ladies!! feel free to use for whatever, just credit and let me know please!! click for high res 0u0
stop making fancy products meant to “prevent rape” and start beating rapists mercilessly with varying sizes of hammers
OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY GOD OH MY- I AM CURRENTLY SHITTING ENOUGH BRICKS TO BUILD ANOTHER FUCKING ASGARD ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
i bet after sherlock and john get together, sherlock would introduce john as his boyfriend repeatedly
like every time they go to a crime scene, sherlock would be like, “yes, lestrade, i am here. and so is my boyfriend. john. john watson. my boyfriend, john hamish watson. john is my boyfriend.”
HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES
reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .
If you follow me and you don’t reblog this, we’re gonna have a little issue.
I will 500% judge you if you don’t Reblog
More people reblogged this than there are in my state??
More people reblogged this than there are in my COUNTRY??
WHEN VOICE ACTORS COSPLAY AS THEIR CHARACTERS THE ANGELS SING
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home